Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Star Wars Day

In honor of yesterday�s Star Wars Day (May the fourth be with you)�(yes, it�s lame - even by geek standards), here is a shameless plug for a product that spawned out of an April Fools joke�but then became so popular that it was made available for consumer purchase by ThinkGeek.com.

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Slumber in the Belly of the Beast

In the sub-zero wasteland of the planet Hoth, only the strong survive... and of bb2e_tauntaun_sleeping_bagcourse those lucky Jedi protected by the thick skin of a Tauntaun. Now after exhaustive movie viewing research and analysis ThinkGeek Labs has isolated the exact synthetic compounds needed to re-create Tauntaun fur. What have we done with this supreme knowledge? Created a Tauntaun sleeping bag of course.

This high-quality sleeping bag looks just like a Tauntaun, complete with saddle, printed internal intestines, and a plush lightsaber zipper pull. Now when your kids tell you their favorite Star Wars movie is "Attack of the Clones" you can nestle the wee-ones snug in simulated Tauntaun fur while regaling them with the amazing tale of "Empire Strikes Back".

Use the plush lightsaber zipper pull on the Tauntaun sleeping bag to illustrate how Han Solo saved Luke Skywalker from certain death in the freezing climate of Hoth by slitting open the belly of a dead Tauntaun and placing Luke inside the stinking (but warm) carcass. If your kids don't change their tune on which Star Wars film is the greatest ever, you can do your best Jar Jar impression until they repent.

Product Features

Classic Star Wars sleeping bag simulates the warmth of a Tauntaun carcass
Built-in embroidered Tauntaun head pillow
Plush Lightsaber zipper pull
Printed intestines pattern on inside of bag
Great for playing pretend "Save Luke from the Wampa" games
Teach your children about the best Star Wars movie ever
Fully Licensed Lucasfilm� Collectable
100% Polyester construction, Machine washable
WARNING CHOKING HAZARD - Ages 3 and Up ONLY
For indoor use only. Not suitable for camping.
One size fits all. Enough room for adults, plenty of space for kids
Bag Dimensions - 33" x 67" (not including head pillow or legs)

(c) (2009) Lucasfilm Ltd . & TM. All Rights Reserved.

Price: $99.99
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/bb2e/?pfm=Carousel_Tauntaun_4

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1 comments:

育偉倫航 said...

人不能像動物一樣活著,而應該追求知識和美德......................................................