Opposites

They say that opposites attract�so invariably we should see patterns following this social epistemology on a regular day to day basis: Super hot beautiful young women with acres of wealth should always be attracted to ugly homeless old and busted beggar guys. Car crash statistics should show that most automobile accidents occur between 2008 Ferrari 360s and 1972 El Caminos. Dogs and Cats should be the best of friends. Apple and Microsoft should do commercials for each other. North Carolina and Duke should refuse to play each other and just let the game go on forever. Yet, none of these things ever seem to happen�why is this? I�ll tell you why, because these things are socially unacceptable.

Gorgeous rich women don�t follow their inmost desire to be with a bum on the street because society tells them that it is not cool despite what their feelings are. Society has also set up traffic laws that would prevent opposing vehicles from being attracted to each other on the highway. Dogs and cats are supposed to fight like dogs and cats because our culture has defined it as such. Apple and Microsoft have to hate each other or they will be suspected of conspiring and stealing money from the government. North Carolina and Duke�s campuses are way too close to each other and society states that to mean that they have nothing in common and must hate one another. As you can see, society is an evil that changes what is good and natural into something not good and natural. The fact is that opposites do attract but social opinion does everything within its power to reject and redefine this truth. Look at the marriage issue in this country�nature, physiological common sense and absolute moral truth state that opposites attract�yet society wishes to change what is natural to what is backward.

So what is the answer dear friend? I�ll tell you�we must destroy society. Societal homicide is the only way to truly allow free market attraction of opposites in this culture of ours. Of course�that would put us in a position of opposition to society�to be consistent with our own philosophy we would have to let ourselves become attracted to society�resulting in the complete failure of our original plan to murder-death-kill it. Dang, never mind.