Just bought an Isuzu Amigo.

Happy Reformation Day!

Just bought a Chroma Key Green Screen.

I am now running Windows 7 on my desktop :)

So Windows 7 is out...

working on my resume.

got laid off.

PSA: The Moon

Have you ever looked longingly up at the moon and marveled at its majestic  majesty?  The moon and its reflective properties bring feelings of comfort and awe to all who look upon its elegant lunar beauty�but looks can be deceiving.

As has been confirmed by fuzzy handheld video footage time and time again, the moon has unleashed a plague on humanity for decades. Whole herds of livestock and countless humans have fallen victim to the terrors known as werewolves.  So feared and horrible are these creatures of myth that we make motion pictures that portray them as ruggedly handsome vampire killing heroes � just so the teenage girls of society can sleep at night.

But now, NASA has a plan to eradicate all werewolf infestations everywhere by attacking them at their weakest point and the source of their mutation, the moon. On Friday, October 9, 2009 NASA rammed an unmanned spacecraft and its sensing satellite into the lunar surface at 6,000 miles per hour.  This was simply a training exercise for launching a full scale nuclear assault on our planet�s night light.

Join the cause, send your support to NASA and help us rid the earth of the werewolf once and for all.  The moon must be destroyed, only then can we find peace, security and be forever rid of the Twilight Saga.

This has been a Stewart Adams Project Public Service Announcement. To learn more information on NASA�s attempt to blow up the moon, visit the internet.

thinking about building a camera dolly...no, not like a cabbage patch.

just got new business cards.

Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.

going to adairsville to celebrate my sister in law's bday.

At my sisters' volleyball tournament.

"I dont know why, especially now that we have this can of peas to look forward to."

Wow, Hummer is being sold to a company in China.

Ouch. Couples Retreat currently has a 09% on Rotten Tomatoes...not really surprising.

"Don't expect breaking news from Jack FM, but if the zombies are coming we'll be sure to let you know."

Going home. Bacheloring tonight.

Love and Atomic Bonding

Relationships can be categorized metaphorically by using the 3 methods of atomic bonding that exist in nature.  Sure, its extremely geeky and uber science-esque but helpful and factual none-the-less.  There is a reason why they call the way humans interact romantically, chemistry.

Atomic Bonding #1 Covalent Bonding

This is the type of bonding where two or more atoms are brought together by a sharing of their valence electrons.  By filling in gaps in their atomic charges, each atom becomes more stable and therefore develops a strong link to the other.  One atoms lack of electrons is balanced out by the others abundance of them the positive and negative charges find equilibrium and both atoms benefit from what could be termed a symbiotic relationshipif only atoms where actually alive. This is an example of a pure, efficient and working relationship.  Both individuals are wholly intact and the strengths of each compliment the other to form an intimate oneness and a mutual benefit to both.  Neither attempts to change the other, they are simply perfect for each other and were obviously created for that purpose.

Real life examples:

Atomic Bonding #2 Ionic Bonding

With Ionic bonding, atoms with strong charges bond with other atoms by gaining and losing their valence electrons. For example, atom #1 has 7 valance electrons and meets up with an atom that has only one.  The first atom has a much stronger pull and so it takes the electron from atom #2.  By doing this the first atom becomes negatively charged (since it just acquired a negatively charged particle) and consequently, the second becomes positively charged (since it just lost a negatively charged particle).  The two opposite charges are then attracted to each other (see basic magnetism) and the bond is complete.  In this case, individual A must first change something about individual B, before the attraction can be made.  This is often a very painful process and can take years to perfect if two people are stubborn enough. In other cases, a person gladly gives up a part of themselves for the good of the relationship.

Real life examples: 97.45% of all romantic relationships.

Atomic Bonding #3 Metallic Bonding

Metallic bonding is often referred to a sharing of free electrons in an electron sea.  Basically some metals bond to other metals simply because they are there.  Often metals are bonded by external means such as hammering and intense heat.  This type of bonding occurs when two people are together and there is no one else around.  This is why every time a man and woman are stranded on a deserted island together, they always fall in love even if they hate each other in the beginning. Pain and beatings (like fire and hammering) tend to speed this bond and the more persecution there is, the more in love the couple will fall.

Real life examples: Beauty and the Beast, Petruchio and Katherina , Rhett Butler and Scarlett Ohara, Shrek and Fiona, etc.

Got the trailer unloaded and returned to uhaul and the then took the van back to my parents' after topping it off. Still feeling tired, but doing much better than yesterday morning.

Proud of Bethany for getting the Cheers for Peers award!

Being awake is overrated.

Just got home from the OK trip...I'm going to be a zombie at work today.

Got Beka and Roy married.

In Norman, Oklahoma...