Fools

Originally posted April 1, 2009.

There is a sizeable quantity of the world�s population that falls into the infamous category titled �Fools.� In case you are the type of person who wonders whether or not you fit into this category, I have provided a list of things that will most certainly qualify you for such placement should you find yourself doing any or all of these things one or more times within the timeline of your life.

Have you ever�

01. Built your house upon the sand?

02. Dressed in a jester costume?

03. Rushed in?

04. Thought you�d struck it rich upon finding some pyrite?

05. Identified yourself as being able to relate to Quasimodo?

06. Bit the hand that feeds you?

07. Melted the inner workings of all the doorknobs in your house with a propane blow torch so that upon cooling they locked up and became unusable�then hoped your parents wouldn�t notice?

If not, then you�re safe�nothing else could possibly label you a bona fide fool other than this exhaustive list. Happy April 1 everybody.